was that really necessary?

dont lie. i know you copied then pasted that.
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I have the power to channel my imagination into ever soaring levels of suspicions and paranoia

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else’s fault

I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I want to stay unemployed

in some cultures what I do would be considered normal

having control over myself is almost as good as having control over others

my intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self judgment

I honor my personality flaws for without them i would have no personality at all

Joan of arc heard voices too

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all these censorious, self-righteous people around me

I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain

as I learn the innermost secrets of people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet

when someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying

the first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things

as I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun

all of me is beautiful, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting parts

I am one with my duality

Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots

Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears

I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws

Today I will gladly share my experience and advice with all who care to hear it, for there are no sweeter words than ‘I told you so!’

False hope is better than no hope at all

A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution

Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?

The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working

I am learning that criticism s not nearly as effective as sabotage

Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents

To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it look like I’m giving about as much as I am getting

I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them

All of the evil that I speak, hear, and see are pleasurable to me

When counting my blessings, I count backwards from one

They no longer allow me into the confessional

When I am here I wish I was there…and I am